Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face
An invisible car cam out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of my car.
Teh indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
